Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Wicked Wednesday

I would definitely put one in a box. But not a toaster or washing machine even though it was a really nice front loading washing machine, I don't see it working out well.
Careful with fuzzy friends,
Sonya Ann

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Finger of Death

I'm sure some of you recall how I'm not very good with plants or people really. But I keep trying.
Yes, that is my finger of death for our plants. Yup, that's about right!
I bought a cheap "greenhouse" to try once again and grow flowers. In the past, I have grown mold. I'm a winner.
But it was only $4.77 and I will be able to use it over and over again to grow mold.
Some cheap flowers from the Dollar Tree and a screwdriver to make some holes! Den said that was better than using my finger.
And we have an enclosed death container! I mean, just wait-I can do this. Really, I can grow flowers.
I found this while looking up the finger of death!!!! My finger has an erection often when I have to deal with the people that I live with.
Can Grow,
Sonya Ann




Monday, April 21, 2014

Mish Monday

Today, you are getting a mish-mosh of everything that is going on here. Yeah, you.
First off, I'm blind. Yeah, my eyeballs suck it which means my glasses are super expensive. $400.08 for my glasses! The only good thing about it is our insurance will now pay for the eye exam and I get 10% off the frames. So I saved about $65. Just so you know, we spent $1000s and $1000s on health insurance just to save that $65. I'm savvy, what can I say?
I got another lovely $3 check from Pinecone!
So I have.....................
$51           Pinecone research
$118.82     BP
$25            Amazon gift code that I won from Donna Freedman at Surviving and Thriving!!!!!
Total $194.82 for our 2014 Christmas!
Some asshole hit Den's car and drove off! I'm getting sick of this, I really am. Why is it we take care of our things and respect other people's property as our own and there are never any consequences for these dickheads?!?!
Den super glued it. He's hoping that the vibration from the exhaust doesn't make it worse. He looked so sad after he "fixed" it. He loves his car. I just looked mad after he fixed it. I'm so burned out. I have always tried to be a nice person but I am getting to the point where I understand how old people get mean and crotchety. By the time you get old, you have had enough people be shitty to you and you start off being ornery towards new people just to ward them off.
Maybe I just need to go on an adventure to not be so burned out on life and people. Can we say Groupon? I have been checking out things that Den and I could do once we ditch the boy lovingly get him settled at college. Maybe a power hand-gliding flight is what I need? I doubt it.
Or perhaps an autopsy seminar? I'm thinking a few cocktails and then an incision. If I find the son of a bitch that hit Den's car, I know who will be on the table!
Happy times,
Sonya Ann



Friday, April 18, 2014

Fabulous Friday

This is awesome. I wouldn't wear it but I might buy it for a gift for Anna or one of her friends. Not DJ because he has said since he was little that he was Jewish. Remember the old song-one of these things just doesn't belong here- yeah that would be the boy.
You would have to wear it while eating breakfast or BLTs, it would be the law. Let's just hope that we are leaving scarf weather behind.
I smell bacon,
Sonya Ann

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Quick and Frugal Kindness

This isn't a braggie sort of post, its just about doing something kind for someone hurting.
That basket and goodies cost me just under $7. The basket was from the Goodwill and the goodies and fruit were from the store.
I have a thing for baskets, maybe its from a past life or something, but I would fill my house with baskets if I had no self-control. Hmmmmmm, I have self-control with buying baskets but not liquor. Something to explore with a therapist, I guess.
Anyways, Anna's best friend, who we consider a part of our family, Grandfather passed away. Anna had spent quite a bit of time with him. And they were buddies.
As ya know, I'm from da Chicagoland area and in these parts, people don't send over food when someone passes. I think that is a sad thing but its just not the way it is around here. People just give money or flowers. Down south, you will have food in every nook and cranny of your house if someone passes. I've seen it and it was wonderful and a bit scary.
Anywho, the point is it doesn't take a lot of money to let someone know that you care. Make a basket, write a note or give someone a cup of tea and listen. I think being creative more than covers the lack of funds.
Wow, this was way too mushy for me. I'll have to link to porn or something on the next post. Maybe sex baskets?
What is your frugal hack to show da love?
Kind or crazy,
Sonya Ann

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Something To Do

So I was poking around the internet and I found a really interesting site called Things I Find in the Garbage. I can't believe the good things that Martin finds. He sells what he finds and uses the money to help support himself. Brilliant! I can't believe the things that people throw out and what he has saved. I try to donate whatever we can't use or find a good home for it. But then again, I don't have a ton of stuff either. I can't imagine having so much that you could throw out silver plated serving ware. How much would you have to have to consider something worth a few hundred dollars to be trash? It's mind-boggling.
Thinking about pickin' trash,
Sonya Ann

Monday, April 14, 2014

You Get It All

I received an entire $6 from Pinecone research. I know, it is just too exciting. It gets betters, trust me.
So I have.....................
$48           Pinecone research
$118.82     BP
$25            Amazon gift code that I won from Donna Freedman at Surviving and Thriving!!!!!
Total $191.82 for our 2014 Christmas!
That's not a volcano, its a pimple. Yes, I made it worse.
Anyways, my skin is completely cleared up. Crazy as it sounds I started using my lotion bars on my face every night and sometimes in the morning. I won't say that my wrinkles are gone but they seem to have faded a bit. And I can tell that they are worse if I go a few days without putting it on my face. Hmmmmmm, youth in a bar? I won't say for sure but I also use the bars to rub/push out the puffiness on my eyelids and rub the lovely crease that was forming on my brow(I blame Den and the kids for that one). It has made a huge difference with both. Will it work with fat? Probably not and I would need a shit-ton of them to cover my ass!
Speaking of my fat ass, I'm down 7 pounds. This is a never ending hell I am trapped in. I don't think that 7 pounds in a month is that great. But it is better than gaining and I have managed to do it with Den cooking. My mantra is.......Stuff less in your face-FAT ASS! It helps but I'm slightly suicidal.

Sue is getting bigger and lazy and odd. He only wants to sleep on me. Either on my legs or between my boobs. If I am sitting down, he likes to stand on my boobs and tries to stick his nose in my mouth. He also tries to do it to my bestie. But only us. Maybe it's all the alcohol?
You wouldn't want me to have a normal pet, would you?
Back to your normally scheduled program,
Sonya Ann

Friday, April 11, 2014

Fabulous Friday

I have so many projects and no Anna. I miss her and her crafty ways. She was always doing something adorable. You should see her apartment. It really is shocking how crafty they are. She says that people compliment them all the time about how nice it is.
Anyways, back to the candles. I need to start doing fun stuff like going to the casino and drinking making wonderful crafts.
Sober,
Sonya Ann

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Avocado Ideas

While this isn't the most appetizing photo, this did work well. We had friends over for dinner and Den sliced some avocados. They weren't a big hit but the homemade tamales were so the dinner was still a success.
Anywho, the avocados were turning brown and I wanted to drink entertain so I needed to do something fast and I didn't want to throw them out. In my inebriated rushed state, I remembered the guac experiment and wondered if it would work with just sliced avocados. I put them in a container and added water. Then off to drink I went.
Those lovely slices are two days old. They are a bit softer, perhaps a tiny bit water-logged(they are perfect for guacamole), but still green and taste the same. This is really a good way to store them. Next time we have avocado slices, I'll put them in water as soon as they are sliced. This would also work great if you were bringing them to a party. Just a thought.
Alcohol logged,
Sonya Ann